(I’m listening to Alanis Morissette)
Sometimes, I think I’m going to have an awesome day with my kid and it’s just a complete 180. Today was that day.
This all started last Friday. I got to enjoy a powder day, but it came at a cost. The cost was a sad, pouting, little kid who was watching her daddy pack up his gear. She didn’t want me to go without her. “Can I go wif you, daddy?” she said, with a pouting look on her face. That pouting look breaks my heart, so I promised Littles that I would take her “towboarding” (that’s what she calls it) the next time. Today was the next time.
She was a bit under the weather the past weekend, so the wife and I made sure Littles got to bed on time so she’d have plenty of sleep and have “all of the energy” (as she would say) to go snowboarding. She was excited when she went to sleep.
We got up this morning and everything seemed fine except for one little warning sign. Littles wouldn’t let the wife put her hair in braids. This might seem like something insignificant, but it’s not. Whether or not Littles lets us do her hair can be a preview on how the day will go. If she lets us do her hair without a fight, that means she’s in a good mood. The day will go smooth. If she whines, complains, and refuses to let us do it, well…it’s kind of like a low stakes game of Russian roulette. You never know what you’re going to get.
The wife finally got Littles’ hair done, we packed up our gear, and Littles and I took off for the mountain. The ride was nice, but Littles did seem a bit tired. She didn’t say much on the way up, but she did have a fruit snack and a McDonald’s hash brown, so I thought we were in good shape.
When we arrived at the mountain, we changed into our gear with no fuss. I grabbed our snowboards, we walked to the ticket booth, got her ticket, and went to strap on our snowboards. Things were rolling along great! Littles said she wanted to go on the chair lift and I said, “Well, let’s do a couple of practice runs on the bunny slope first. I’ll pull you around for a little while and then we’ll do the chair.” She agreed. (Her snowboard has a retractable cable on each end so you can pull her around. It’s very handy and lets me make sure she won’t become a kamikaze.)
I pull her up the hill about 50 feet, turn her around, and let her slide back down to me. She has a smile on her face and is yelling, “Weeeeeeeeeee!” I pull her back up the hill, and do the same thing. Pulling her up the hill for our third “run,” she loses her balance, and falls back on her butt, and she just lays in the snow. As I’m encouraging her to get up, I see the look on her face. I know that look. She doesn’t even need to say the words, but she does. She whimpers, “Daddy, I’m tired, I want to go home.” We’ve been on the mountain for a half hour. It took us an hour to get there. I ask her if she’s sure and she confirms her earlier proclamation. She’s tired. She says she wants to put her princess dress on and take a nap. There’s no fighting this. My three-year-old’s attitude turned on a dime. I try to persevere. I say, “Don’t you want to snowboard with daddy anymore?” She replies, “I don’t want to towboard anymore. I want to go home.”
I pick her up off of the snow. I ask her if she wants to take a break. She nods. I pull her over to some picnic tables and we sit down. I’m trying to think of any idea that will energize my little girl. I suggest taking some pictures to send to momma. This is what I got: (These pictures were all taken within 30 seconds and they define what it’s like to have a three-year-old)

The first one: Yes, she actually blew snot out of her nose to show her contempt for the day.

The second one: Hey, there’s a smile! There’s hope after all!

The third one: Nope, now she doesn’t even want her picture taken.
Hot chocolate! Why didn’t I think of that? I ask Littles if she wants some hot chocolate and she perks right up. I reach into my pocket for my wallet and I realize it’s in the car. Now, a smart dad would have just said that we’d get some on the way home. In this moment, I was not smart. I told her we’d walk down to the car to get my wallet and walk back up to the lodge to get some hot chocolate. Big mistake. The car was fairly close by, but it wasn’t “three-year-old” close. As we walked back to the car you’d have thought I was making her hike all the way back home. Of course, she tripped and fell. Tears flowed. I brushed her off. Hugs followed. Somehow, we made it back to the lodge and we got our hot chocolate. 
The world made sense again, for about 3 minutes. I’m thinking, “Okay. We’ll just sit here, share some time together, have some hot chocolate and salvage the trip.” She had other plans. She takes a few sips and says she didn’t want it anymore. Trying my best not to be irritated, I said, “That’s fine. Let’s just go potty and head home.” Now, if there’s one thing I don’t want to ask my daughter to do when she’s tired and cranky, it’s go potty. I don’t know why, but it’s like asking her to share her favorite toy. I could ask my daughter to do 754 things that are significantly worse, and she would do them in a heart beat if it meant she didn’t have to go potty. Then she pulls the ultimate three-year-old routine. She says, “I don’t want to go potty, I want to drink my hot chocolate.” I say, “But you just said you didn’t want your hot chocolate anymore.” She just stares at me. I say, “Fine, drink your hot chocolate then.” She says, “No.” There’s no explanation, no suggestion of what she’d rather do. She just wants to sit there and contradict herself. Awesome.
Finally, I tell her that we can’t leave unless she goes potty first. She miraculously relents. We go potty. I carry her back to the car. I might as well be carrying a bag of lead. She’s wiped. She’s three. It isn’t her fault. I strap her into her seat and she says, “I’m sorry daddy. I want to go towboarding again. I’m just tired.” I tell her it’s okay and we will try again another day. She reaches out for hug. I give her one, and a kiss.
We head for home. She’s so tired that she can’t even sleep in the car. She just sucks her thumb and twirls her hair with her finger.
When we get home, the day continues like this. It’s a struggle. Nothing really makes sense. Everything is a battle or a negotiation. There’s frustration. She’s tired. At bedtime, the wife and I are putting her down. We read books. We do our prayers. We snuggle her into bed. The last thing Littles says is, “I had a rough day.” We chuckle. We give her hugs. We tell her we love her. We say goodnight.
She had a rough day. Don’t we all?
John and I on Chair 8.


I survived. Anyway, back to those 10 lbs. They just kind of appeared. After that snowboarding trip, the wife was pregnant with our second child, Tiny. Keeping on a decent diet with a pregnant woman is kind of like walking into a casino and saying, “I’m not going to gamble tonight.” The wife loved what she called, “Her 4th meal.” She’d eat right before she went to bed so she felt satiated and wouldn’t be sick. I don’t blame her at all. She was growing a human being inside of her, for goodness sake. But, I’d get roped into the 4th meal. So, the 10 lbs just appeared.







